Why to Remember Things, When u can GOOGLE 'em.........!!!!!

Life is a series of Crossroads.....!!!!

Tagline for a friend :

Every-time i Loose weight, it founds me again.....!!!

:P

Thanks GOD, I am an ATHEIST.......!!!!

I Came , I Saw, I thought, Whats the use of conquering 'em.....!!!

We should forgive our Enemies , but only after they've been taken out and SHOT ......!!!!

How come ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word?

Reality is for people who lack imagination......

They said my laughter was music to the ears,

now they'll hate me cuz I'll leave them in tears.

Beyond their reach I'll soon lie,

but before that I'll say my final goodbye.

Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

When you die, U must leave your body to science fiction...!!!

I was born by Cesarean section.
But not so you'd notice.
It's just that when I leave a house,
I go out through the window.