Why to Remember Things, When u can GOOGLE 'em.........!!!!!

Life is a series of Crossroads.....!!!!

Tagline for a friend :

Every-time i Loose weight, it founds me again.....!!!

:P

Thanks GOD, I am an ATHEIST.......!!!!

I Came , I Saw, I thought, Whats the use of conquering 'em.....!!!

We should forgive our Enemies , but only after they've been taken out and SHOT ......!!!!

How come ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word?

Reality is for people who lack imagination......

They said my laughter was music to the ears,

now they'll hate me cuz I'll leave them in tears.

Beyond their reach I'll soon lie,

but before that I'll say my final goodbye.

Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

When you die, U must leave your body to science fiction...!!!

I was born by Cesarean section.
But not so you'd notice.
It's just that when I leave a house,
I go out through the window.

I was trying to daydream,
but my mind kept wandering.

SHOULD CREMATORIUMS GIVE DISCOUNTS TO BURN VICTIMS?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

How do you get off of a non-stop flight?

Never Go to Bed Angry.
Stay Awake and Plot Your Revenge

Clap 3 times if you think I'm crazy.....

ME? I'M THE CRAZY ONE!? You are the one clapping at the computer!

You've been on my mind lately. You're heavy, get off.

Multitasking means screwing up several things at once
;)

I would never lie to you... I prefer strategically misinforming ;)

When we grow old , We LAUGH on our pains and mishaps, And CRY on our sweet memories.....!!!!
Life's Weird...... :(

Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys"...save girls, we can save tigers later...!!!! :)

If u think i am FAST, I am FASTER then u THINK.....!!!

Happiness comes in small Packages.... :)

Oh No..!! I don't want a Short GIRL...!!! :(

Wonders which bothers you more... that I'm hotter than you or that your girlfriend obviously noticed.....?

They say that good boys are found in the corners of the earth.

UNFORTUNATELY, the earth is round.

I don't like ANYTHING except EVERYTHING.....
:P

I may be bad...but I'm perfectly GOOD at it..!

Virginity is like a balloon. {The rest was censored} ;)

A friend married is a friend lost. :(

An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.

Dignity is one thing that cannot be preserved in alcohol.

Gravity doesn`t exist: the earth sucks.

God should have manufactured us in the form of LOCK and KEY arrangement, so that we don't just go on hunting for anyone...!!!

You got the drama sweetz..!! I got the guns...
How fast can you run?

Lucky is the man who found the first love of a woman. Luckiest the woman who got the last love of a man.

If you believe in reincarnation, instead of "R.I.P.", make sure your headstone reads "B.R.B."

Forget about love..........I'd rather fall in chocolate......!!!

Not all love stories have happy endings...sometimes the last page is missing..!

Ideas are no one's monopoly..

I want to be The GOD..........!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Real Men don't buy girls......!!!!

Dont care for what ur lastname is...What matters is what u do with ur first !!!...

U can LOVE me, U can HATE me , But u can't IGNORE me........!!!!

I am living a VIRTUAL LIFE...!!!
Power ON : 119 friends on Orkut, 160 friends on Facebook, over 250 gmail contacts... :)

Power OFF : NO FRIENDS :(

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Welcome to STARS......!!!!