Multitasking means screwing up several things at once
;)

I would never lie to you... I prefer strategically misinforming ;)

When we grow old , We LAUGH on our pains and mishaps, And CRY on our sweet memories.....!!!!
Life's Weird...... :(

Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys"...save girls, we can save tigers later...!!!! :)

If u think i am FAST, I am FASTER then u THINK.....!!!

Happiness comes in small Packages.... :)

Oh No..!! I don't want a Short GIRL...!!! :(

Wonders which bothers you more... that I'm hotter than you or that your girlfriend obviously noticed.....?

They say that good boys are found in the corners of the earth.

UNFORTUNATELY, the earth is round.

I don't like ANYTHING except EVERYTHING.....
:P

I may be bad...but I'm perfectly GOOD at it..!

Virginity is like a balloon. {The rest was censored} ;)

A friend married is a friend lost. :(

An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.

Dignity is one thing that cannot be preserved in alcohol.

Gravity doesn`t exist: the earth sucks.

God should have manufactured us in the form of LOCK and KEY arrangement, so that we don't just go on hunting for anyone...!!!

You got the drama sweetz..!! I got the guns...
How fast can you run?

Lucky is the man who found the first love of a woman. Luckiest the woman who got the last love of a man.

If you believe in reincarnation, instead of "R.I.P.", make sure your headstone reads "B.R.B."

Forget about love..........I'd rather fall in chocolate......!!!

Not all love stories have happy endings...sometimes the last page is missing..!

Ideas are no one's monopoly..

I want to be The GOD..........!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Real Men don't buy girls......!!!!

Dont care for what ur lastname is...What matters is what u do with ur first !!!...

U can LOVE me, U can HATE me , But u can't IGNORE me........!!!!

I am living a VIRTUAL LIFE...!!!
Power ON : 119 friends on Orkut, 160 friends on Facebook, over 250 gmail contacts... :)

Power OFF : NO FRIENDS :(

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Welcome to STARS......!!!!