We should forgive our Enemies , but only after they've been taken out and SHOT ......!!!!

How come ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word?

Reality is for people who lack imagination......

They said my laughter was music to the ears,

now they'll hate me cuz I'll leave them in tears.

Beyond their reach I'll soon lie,

but before that I'll say my final goodbye.

Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

When you die, U must leave your body to science fiction...!!!

I was born by Cesarean section.
But not so you'd notice.
It's just that when I leave a house,
I go out through the window.

I was trying to daydream,
but my mind kept wandering.

SHOULD CREMATORIUMS GIVE DISCOUNTS TO BURN VICTIMS?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

How do you get off of a non-stop flight?

Never Go to Bed Angry.
Stay Awake and Plot Your Revenge

Clap 3 times if you think I'm crazy.....

ME? I'M THE CRAZY ONE!? You are the one clapping at the computer!

You've been on my mind lately. You're heavy, get off.